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Big_Uggy

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Sat Feb 2 2019 8:24PM | MsgID: 19790517


That's bad, Larry. You even have it set in New Yoik, where 'fire' really would be pronounced 'foyer'.







LarryN

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Tue Dec 25 2018 2:27PM | MsgID: 19789835


The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."